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Water, for cooking
Water, for cleaning
Water, for drinking
Water, for living
Water, for dying

- Anand Dixit

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Water Humor

Several Rutgers grads were walking through the desert. They were nearly out of water when they saw three tents in the distance. They to the tents to see if they could get some water.

At the first tent they were told, "We're sorry we only have trifle."

At the second tent, again, "We're sorry we only have trifle."

They went to the third tent and again asked for water only to be told, "We're sorry we only sell trifle."

As they walked on, one grad turned to the group and said, "That was a trifle bazaar."

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Water Humor

One day, Little Bruce's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.

"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked. "I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!" "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for years, And he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"

"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"

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The Great Egyptian Queen Flower Faucet had two daughters.
What were their names?
Hot and Cold.

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Is it dangerous to swim on a full stomach?
Yes. It's better to swim in water.

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Several fishermen were out in a boat in the Gulf of Mexico. One of the fishermen's poles started jerking. He grabbed it and started reeling in his line and shouting,"I got something! I got something! "He had caught a nice fish, about ten inches long.

The fishermen were about to celebrate the catch when the fish got the hook out of its mouth and transformed into a being, half fish and half man.

"Who are you?" said the frightened fisherman who had caught the fish.

"I AM NEPTUNE, GOD OF THE SEA, AND I AM GOING TO PUT A CURSE ON YOU MORTALS! BEFORE YOU LEAVE HERE TODAY YOUR BOAT WILL SPRING A DOZEN AND A HALF!" LEAKS!” And with that, he dove back into the waters.

As soon as he was gone, the fishermen's boat had sprung so many leaks they were forced to swim to shore.To this day, they never forgot Neptune's eighteen-hole Gulf curse.

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Waterb Humor

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by a vampire.

Doctor: Drink this glass of water.

Patient: Will it make me better?

Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

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Water Humor

An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She ended by saying 'In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device,'

Then a man jumped up and remarked, "Hey! If the plane can't fly, why should I believe the seat can float?"

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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They’re cheaper than day rates.

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Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof? He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class.

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Water Humor

A Mr. Charly, a chemistry teacher, decided to instruct his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he designed an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class, observe closely the worms," said the teacher first putting a worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the Mr. Charly asked. Little Terry raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"