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the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound.

A pun is a figure of speech which consists of a deliberate confusion of similar words or phrases for rhetorical effect, whether humorous or serious.

A pun can rely on the assumed equivalency of Walter Redfern (in Puns, Blackwell, London, 1984) succinctly said: "To pun is to treat homonyms as synonyms".multiple similar words (homonymy), of different shades of meaning of one word (polysemy), or of a literal meaning with a metaphor.

Puns are a common source of humour in jokes and comedy shows. They are often used in the punch line of a joke, where they typically give a humorous meaning to a rather perplexing story.

Bad puns are often considered to be cheesy.

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Water Pun 18984 ๐Ÿ’ค A water bed may lead a couple to drift apart.
Water Pun 48744 ๐Ÿ‘ท Water slide construction completion requires a dry run.
Water Pun 81922 ๐ŸทYogi had a water, whiskey and tea drink everyday. He was a toddy bear.
Water Pun 56958 ๐ŸŽ“ The coach asked Roger if he I could swim under water. He said, "don't hold your breath."
Water Pun 43176 ๐Ÿ›€ Ending up in hot water may result from upseting a cannibal.
Water Pun 79034 ๐Ÿ‘ฎ When the police boat fills with water and those on board must be bailed out.
Water Pun 2705 ๐Ÿ’ˆ That shore is a long comment.
Water Pun 37439 ๐ŸŽฟ Water-skiing can be a drag sometime.
Water Pun 66588 ๐ŸŽŒSea they never stop


Water Pun 34595 ๐Ÿ’ƒArchimedes approach to a water pump was screwed.
Water Pun 36107 ๐ŸŒŠ Is this real life or is this just fanta sea?
Water Pun 72062 ๐Ÿ‘€ The water pipe installer was plumb loco.
Water Pun 19997 โ›ฒ Would Watergate in Scotland be Scotch tape.
Water Pun 56107 ๐Ÿ“‰ Diving in shallow water could led to jumping to the wrong conclusion.
Water Pun 24550 ๐Ÿ’ฐ A liquidation sale is when bottled water is cheap.
Water Pun 39782 ๐Ÿ‘ถ Consuming a whole bucket of water could make one turn pail.
Water Pun 33209 ๐Ÿ“ค Pier pressure keeps a dock floating above water.
Water Pun 83658 ๐Ÿ” A duck that refuses to go in the water is a chicken.
Water Pun 43684 ๐Ÿฅ Healthy water is well water.
Water Pun 85404 ๐Ÿ’ผ Del-river this package please
Water Pun 12626 ๐Ÿ™Œ The choice between a water control project or the all weather stadium was a no win situation. Dammed if you do, domed if you don't.

 

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