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Water Puns

PUNS (continued)

Water Puns



Water Pun 85620 🏰 Playing cards in submarines, is only 'so much bridge under the water'.
Water Pun 20518 πŸ‡ When one suspects their merlot was watered down, they require more proof.
Water Pun 20366 🎬 The lack of well power is when you are too lazy to draw water while the electricity is out.
Water Pun 15636 πŸ‘· A neighbor made a hole in my backyard and filled it with water. At least he meant well.
Water Pun 63677 πŸ“– Studying water science comes from a great thirst for knowledge.
Water Pun 79367 🌟 I don't sea the point.
Water Pun 39820 🚒 How big is the specific ocean? Can you be more pacific?
Water Pun 91209 🐜 Gallon-ant effort and litre-ship is required during a drought.
Water Pun 63297 πŸŒ‰ The kitchen problem was just water under the fridge.
Water Pun 58886 πŸ’  The pay for a submarine captain means they can't keep their heads above water.


Water Pun 57591 🍡Tea is therapeutic because boiling the water raises your self of steam.
Water Pun 92667 🚒 A rising tide lifts all boats. False. Sunken boats are unaffected by tides.
Water Pun 5617 🐠 A bunch abalone is salt water puns.
Water Pun 74796 πŸš₯ Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide.
Water Pun 41859 πŸ“™ Its hard to enjoy paperbacks: their mix of wooden characters and watered-down plots makes them pulpy.
Water Pun 52253 🌠 Water you waiting for?
Water Pun 95479 πŸ’« Water in the basement memories came flooding back.
Water Pun 63686 πŸ’A vinyl resting place may be a waterbed.
Water Pun 88749 πŸ’’ What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved
Water Pun 24140 πŸ’¨ Do Scottish Perrier's refuse to drink tap water?
Water Pun 15068 πŸ“₯ Hot water down a rabbit hole may get a hot cross bunny.